May 2013
inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
spacetiger-bonsai:
go ahead …make my day
mindlesskids:
if ugliness was measured in bricks i would be the great wall of china
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
9 out of 10 dentists recommend following my blog not just for a brigther smile but for a brighter future
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
2 tags
shakespeares-sisters:
i’m weird ok
but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend
i mean fucking weird
deceptiboobies:
“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
dieindries:
dont let a white girl in uggs tell you shit
sexybritishllama:
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
